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To Maitain a Healthy Level of Insanity!!!
just received this sounds alot like me so I thought that I would share it with you.
1. Sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down...
2. Page yourself over the intercom and don't disquise your voice.
3. Everytime someone asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that.
4. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has gotton over their caffeine addiction switch it to espresso.
5. In the memo field on your checks write; For marijuana
6. With a serious face order a diet water whenever you go out to eat.
7. Specify that your "Drive through order" is "To Go"
8. When the money comes out of the ATM and your in a store yell "I WON I WON"
9. When your leaving the zoo start running and yell "Run for your lives their out!"
10. Tell you children over dinner that "Due to the economy" we are going to have to let one of you go.
Have a great night. I'm pretty sure im going to do a couple of these things just to see peoples' faces. lol.
I love these... and will definitely be "practicing them."
ReplyDeleteI have seen similar before, and used it. Drove people nuts.
ReplyDeleteAV
I'm going to try #8!
ReplyDeleteThese are great - started my day with a real laugh - have seen some before but loved these - thanks. Meri75
ReplyDeleteman I LOVED these
ReplyDeleteCharlene let me know how it goes. lol.
ReplyDeleteMeri I was laughing last night when I was writing it; I am going to do number 1 tomorrow, just to make myself feel better.
AV which ones did you do I need to know the ones that really piss people off.
I think what I will do is on Thanksgiving and Christmas I will mess with my family. Its my turn to drive them nuts. Maybe if they think I'm completely insane they will leave me alone.