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Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Naked witch on Halloween

So my brother calls me and says that his wife told him "I'm going to be a naked witch for Halloween"
She comes out all dressed up and says how to I look. He said "Great, it would be perfect if you took an iron to those wrinkles.

Now I hope that this was just a joke. lol.
The guys are all still laughing about it; girls in the family not so much.

5 comments:

  1. Tell hi to get naked, wear a pan on his head, and he can be peter pan

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  2. hahahhaha!

    This is hilarious! Quick and witty thinking on the husband's part. Even if he does end up in the proverbial dog house!

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  3. bob you crack me up more than I crack myself up. lol. What award??

    Sarah; yea but im not sure he will be getting any for a long while. lol.

    nathan; my husbands in the dog house for laughing about it so I can only imagine... thanks for your comment.

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